What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

Are democrats inherently stupid or just lazy? They can Google " Ohio is investigating reports by residents that migrants are eating the local wildlife " why can't they seem to do the most simple things? Blind, ignorant, stupid or obtuse?

-J W Pepper

-”Ah so!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Do girls ever miss their first love?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

How can couples reverse the buildup of resentment once they notice it?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do I sweat so much? I’m 17 but I feel like I always need to re-apply deodorant and I am always self-conscious that I smell because I feel sweat under my arms.

You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Aged neurons don’t respond normally to stress: Study - Parkinson's News Today

-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What do you think about wearing sheer pantyhose?

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Goldfinger

What happens in Sweden if you cannot pay a hospital debt you did not know about until recently but willing to pay when your finances improve?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”She is very sexyful!”

What are 5 ways that can be done by the community to improve the public transport system?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What happened to the American Russell Bentley from Texas that was fighting for the pro-Russian commies?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why is the word "democracy" not in the preamble of the US Constitution?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Will friendly dogs protect their owners?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.